are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Floor bacon is actually really good
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
