Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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