Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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