I wanna bring you to show and tell
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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