I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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