fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
My pussy is not your playground.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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