My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
tell me about the fingering
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