I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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