69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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