Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
im having a threesome with these popsicles
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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