2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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