In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize