your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
even my farts smell like vagina
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Randomize
