She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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