Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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