PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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