I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Redeem this text for a blowjob
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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