You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize