I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm too high and old for this...
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.