sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?