Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.