Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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