Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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