very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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