There was a lot of him and a little penis
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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