the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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