So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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