The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You pole danced in your parka.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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