I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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