he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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