Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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