I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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