If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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