gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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