brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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