I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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