we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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