idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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