Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(718): View more from New York

Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.

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(773): View more from Illinois

At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?

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(302): View more from Delaware

I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face

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(443): View more from Maryland

we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.

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(713): View more from Texas

Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?

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(702): View more from Nevada

I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"

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