I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
