happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
