sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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