Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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