No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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