hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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