Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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