walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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