I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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