I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Randomize
