is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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