She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
two words...techno handjob
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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