Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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