so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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