we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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