Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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