end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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